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I have to say, even if I were into water-sports I’d be disappointed in this video for the sheer lack of actual piss scenes.

Lucky for me, I skip the piss stuff anyway. I downloaded it for the sole purpose of seeing “Joshua Black” who I think is oddly adorable. And I mean adorable in an odd way, because he’s got a strange look to him but I like it. Actually it wasn’t TOTALLY him, I lied. I also downloaded it because I think oftentimes you can equate “piss” with a porno that isn’t going to hold back on you. Not really the case here so much, either.

We start out in your typical high school classroom: You know the scene - kids who are obviously closer to 30 than they are 18, throwing paper planes at the teacher, squeezing her ass, and oh yes, fucking in the back of the class.

(Oh jeez…)

Nothing really happens here. Just someone gets a blowjob as the class watches. The guy cums. The end. No piss.

Then someone is fucked on a table by uglies and when they’re done Joshua Black and a different ugly enter and start pissing on the bottom. Ick.

More uglies fuck and piss on eachother. OK so maybe I was wrong about the lack of piss. But anyway, there’s another scene incoming where 2 guys fuck in the principals office and it’s boring and the guy’s ass is lubed up out of nowhere. Um, where did that come from exactly? Does his ass self-lubricate like a twat? Yeah, didn’t think so.

No piss here until the principal arrives and decides that a good punishment for their behavior would be to - well, you guessed it… glad I never went to this school.

Now there’s some glory hole stuff which is half hot.

Probably this is the standout of the porno when this guy turns around and gets his ass serviced… but where is the RIMMING?

This guy arrives after the previous guy pictured leaves and does this… it’s fairly hot. I won’t tell you what happens next in the interest of not spoiling it but there may or may not be urine involved.

Finally the scene I’ve been waiting for. After fast forwarding through the first of this I’m excited to get to the Joshua Black scene. He’s on the right.

(Oh jeez, he needs to study! You better leave him alone…)

But still there is no rimming and I find myself skipping through this stuff, too. Am I crazy or do you expect a piss video to be raunchy enough to include rim jobs? Hell these boys are PISSING on eachother. They can’t rim?

(How quickly his mind changes.)

I’m happy to say Josh Black isn’t pissed on. I was hoping he wouldn’t be. But if you download this you probably hope the opposite and I’m sorry, but you’ll be disappointed.

The final scene isn’t even worth noting, but, two boring guys have a boring fuck without any rimjob and then…well I better not spoil the very end.

Oops, he did.

Kind of a waste of time here. If I didn’t like Joshua Black I would never have bothered and I will not be watching this again. It’s getting deleted as soon as my ratio is at least 1.

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